We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
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she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
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that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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