Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
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