she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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