is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
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