...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
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It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
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That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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