And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
How external is "for external use only"?
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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