Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
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bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
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I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
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