Who did Billy Mays play for?
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
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she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Houston, we have a blender
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He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
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