I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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