The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
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Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
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The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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