She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
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