Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
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