Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
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yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
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She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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