I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Boobs are out for the taking
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Randomize
