Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
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apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
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I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
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