i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Is it penis luge time yet?
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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