Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
i wish my penis had a tongue
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
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He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
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This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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