i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
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Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
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His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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