I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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