we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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