addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
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Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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