I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
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She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
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Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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