butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
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