ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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