we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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