I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I accidentally burped into my bong.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
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