at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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