i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
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He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
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Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends