i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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