How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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