Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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