Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
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Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
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Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
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