Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
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This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
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I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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