Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
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it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
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You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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