I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
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On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
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I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.