so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
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you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
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You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
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