i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
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