hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
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