I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
Randomize
