He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
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she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
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We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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