There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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