hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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