I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
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i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
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Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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