it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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