How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
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