i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
When did angry sex become our thing?
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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