What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
