Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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