It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Be still, my beating vagina.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
Naked. naked and bneed help.
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
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