Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
i believe in u and ur pee
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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