My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
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