I'm drive I can fine osifer
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
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