She's JV to your varsity
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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