he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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