I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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