All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
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