never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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